OTP ask meme that needs to exist

michaelgayland:

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you…

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy?
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?
  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon?
  • Who laughs more during sex?
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

What’s your favorite saying I’m your language? Favorite curse words? Favorite word in general?

sayings: “pau que nasce torto nunca se endireita” “em terra de cego quem tem olho é rei” and “a casa da mãe Joana”

curse words: puta, caralho, puta que pariu, filha da puta, buceta (is not really a curse word but we do use like that sometimes, it’s a slang for vagina), cu (again, not really a curse word) and porra!

favourite word: hmm i dont have one sodjsjdjskdjs