Idk what your otps are so I’ll ask for your top 3 otps for that ask game? 🙈🙈

hiya offi!!!! my otps are sansaery, daensa and sansan💓💓💓💓💓

sansaery

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? neitherrrrr
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? both but sansa cries more often 
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? sansa akjdlasd
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? margaery!!!
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? margaery bc she is a little shit akjdlak
  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? margaery (but she won’t admit it)
  • Who laughs more during sex? sansa 
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? both!!!!!

daensa

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? neither
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? both!!!
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? dany asjdsj
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? sansa (she is a cutie)
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? sansa sjdlajksdkd
  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? both watch it together
  • Who laughs more during sex? both, sansa laughs and dany can’t keep a straight face askdjlsakjd
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? mostly dany!!!!

sansan

  • Which one sexts like a straight white boy? sandor, he’s older oKAY
  • Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? sansa but sandor has tears in his eyes sometimes 
  • Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? sansa
  • Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? sansa sdkjal
  • Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? sansa!!!!!! she likes to see sandor trying to wiggle away from her while pouting asdksjlk
  • Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? sandor but shhhh
  • Who laughs more during sex? sansa
  • WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? sansa (but sometimes sandor!!)

the signs as game of thrones quotes (asoiaf & the show)

trippygemini:

Aries: “I am the blood of the dragon. I must be strong. I must have fire in my eyes when I face them, not tears.”  Daenerys Targaryen

Taurus: “What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms… or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.” Aemon Targaryen

Gemini: “Pretty thing, and such a bad liar. A dog can smell a lie, you know. Look around you, and take a good whiff. They’re all liars here… and every one better than you.” Sandor Clegane

Cancer: “Every man who walks the earth casts a shadow on the world. Some are thin and weak, others long and dark. You should look behind you, Lord Snow. The moon has kissed you and etched your shadow upon the ice twenty feet tall.”  Melisandre

Leo: “A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of a sheep.” Tywin Lannister 

Virgo: “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.”  Tyrion Lannister

Libra: “You waste time trying to get people to love you, you’ll end up the most popular dead man in town.” Bronn

Scorpio: “Swift as a deer. Quiet as shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Strong as a bear. Fierce as a wolverine. Fear cuts deeper than swords. The man who fears losing has already lost. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Fear cuts deeper than swords.” Arya Stark

Sagittarius: “You will have little joy of your command, but I think you have the strength in you to do the things that must be done.  Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us.  Kill the boy and let the man be born.” Aemon Targaryen

Capricorn: “Windy and cold and damp. A miserable hard place, in truth… but my lord father once told me that hard places breed hard men, and hard men rule the world.” Theon Greyjoy

Aquarius: “A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.” Tyrion Lannister

Pisces: “I rose too high, loved too hard, dared too much. I tried to grasp a star, overreached, and fell.” Jon Snow