txt – Page 64 – life is not a song

when your battery is at 41% so you feel mildly comfortable but also a little antsy

alexa,

tell me i’m a screwed up mess, that i never listen listen

Me: *Hears a loud noise, home completely alone*

Also Me: There are things in this world that we will never fully understand [understand]. We want answers. We have worked years to build our credibility, our reputation. Working alongside the most renowned professionals in the field, capturing ground-breaking proof of the paranormal. This is our evidence, our Ghost Adventures.

harriegrl:

me: what is my purpose here on this earth why am i existing

harry:

me: oh. of course right yeah

madelinelover:

girls can talk to me for free.. men? pull out ur wallet bitch

exactlywhereimmenttobe:

as your girlfriend

theres no pressure to wear pants in my presence

or any clothes at all really

but it’s up to you

u can be big spoon or little spoon

totally your choice

i’m always ready to make out

aLwaYs

also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it

i’ll let you lick it though

i mean the ice cream cone

well not just the ice cream cone

bitchycode:

Netflix and avoid people

soularmates:

wish i was snuggling not struggling

garashirs:

i love sitting on a sofa with one leg crossed over the other and my arms spread out across the headboard behind me like a young, reckless, 1920s gentleman of ambiguous sexuality, with more money than i know what to do with and an intense weariness of the shallow, hedonistic lifestyle enjoyed by my companions

oikoye:

“not all men” you’re right harry styles would never do this