i love history because u learn all the drama that’s ever happened in the world without having to get involved at all!! its the ultimate version of staying in ur own lane
Tag: txt
reblog if you are the family pretentious asshole
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something as small as a text from you can make my day
what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck
me: poke th cat
cat: mrrhp
me every time: wow.
wlws:
this blog is nsfs (not safe for straights)
wanna be cuddled for like 4 or 5 days
I honestly can’t deal with second hand embarrassment in tv shows and movies very well I’ll literally pause it, internally scream, and come back in ten years
lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time
how do u wear a sword
on your hip like a normal person. or on your back if youre a dumb anime dweeb
dont call geralt of rivia a weeb
axel:
mutual: HEY DO ANY OF MY MUTUALS WANT TO BE FRIENDS OR TALK HMU I LOVE YOU
me: they mean their other mutuals not me keep scrolling
life is not a song 