american person: *writes date*

me: but there is no 15th month

ouc-h:

i hate talking to someone irl and not being able to say “jskssjskskkskw”

@reyysben

look i can’t be the only one worried that once all the porn bots are gone we’re going to be left with like 2 followers

me learning a language: wow! this is so easy!

verb conjugation:

i love replying mood instead of having an opinion or something

guess who’s ugly

not me and certainly not you. love urself

me, living my life: chaotic stupid

This girl at the liquor store just said “my liver can handle what my heart can’t” and if that’s not the fuckin mood idk what is

spotify will match you up with the queer eye guy your taste is most similar to

If you aren’t tired are you even gay?