txt – Page 23 – life is not a song

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

sonoanthony:

mood: want your attention but don’t wanna bother you

taespingu:

whats ur sun sign n how do u say it in ur native language

catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

synthicyde:

karpad:

darkbookworm13:

feedmecomicart:

webbut:

seelcudoom:

transgirlnausicaa:

durbikins:

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

The googly eyes he puts on things

His cow jugs

The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate

That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife

fatimagic:

reasons you think people hate j*nerys: the incest, the “predictability”, because i prefer jonsa, daen*rys being infertile, etc.

reasons i hate j*nerys: jon and daen*rys are two fundamentally different people both politically and philosophically and would therefore never work as a couple, especially considering that daen*rys stands in the way of the northern independence jon (and robb, tbh) has built his life on fighting for for the past six seasons 🙂

rohie:

squad is over we’re cults now

myrcella:

the best horror games i’ve played that you should play this october (if you haven’t already):

alan wake // bioshock // soma // the evil within // silent hill 1, 2 // resident evil 1 – 4 & 7 // condemned // alien: isolation // dead space // f.e.a.r // outlast // fatal frame // rule of rose // layers of fear // penumbra // amnesia // metro 2033 // system shock // the path // until dawn // american mcgee’s alice // hellblade // dark souls // bloodborne // fran bow // manhunt // clock tower // doom // catherine // i have no mouth and i must scream // deadly premonition // limbo

welcometothe-black-parade:

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me

volchistas:

volchistas:

Not to be too dramatic but today I saw a girl on a bus and yes, I finally get where our ancestors got the inspiration for the Aphrodite statues.

People are rebloging this with #gay and #mood and like, yeah on the first but you don’t understand… I live in Greece… she might have actually been aphrodite…