selenethemoontitan:

Friendly Reminder That:

• Percy Jackson strangled a snake with his bare hands as a toddler
• Percy Jackson got counseling for anger issues at one point
• Percy Jackson tricked Procrustes into getting in his own water (torture)bed, and then cut his legs off
• Percy Jackson bribed his way into the Underworld
• Percy Jackson made the God of War bleed
• Percy Jackson gave his mother Medusa’s head so that she could murder her husband
• Percy Jackson was the one who came up with how to take down Talos
• Percy Jackson caused a fucking volcano to erupt
• Percy Jackson crashed his own fucking funeral
• Percy Jackson made Phobos, the God of Fear, afraid
• Percy Jackson made Kronos, the Titan Lord himself, afraid
• Percy Jackson took down an undead army single-handedly
• Percy Jackson almost stabbed Hades in the face just for the heck of it
• Percy Jackson managed to steal a police cruiser
• At first sight, Hazel Levesque thought he was a literal Roman god
• Percy Jackson can understand Latin just as well as he can understand Greek, though Chiron had outright said that the Greek demigods couldn’t do that
• Percy Jackson became praetor after only being in the camp for about a day at most
• Just the look on his face reminded Leo Valdez of Jason Grace controlling flipping lightning
• Percy Jackson manipulated Bob into killing his own brother by convincing him that they were friends and that’s what friends do for each other
• Percy Jackson choked the Goddess of Misery with her own poison, and only stopped because he saw that Annabeth was afraid
• Percy Jackson can control poison
• Percy Jackson faced Tartarus himself and survived

Y’all: Percy’s just a loveable goofball who can’t find his way out of a paper bag