the good place ★ season one • episode three → tahani al jamil
Exploring makes me nervous. I have what doctor’s call “directional insanity.” I once got lost on an escalator. So not exactly Christopher Columbus.Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.
“Right. So, you, Eleanor Shellstrop are dead. Your life on earth has ended and you’re now in the next phase of your existence in the universe. Cool. Cool.”