tfw ur worldbuilding but you haven’t named the world yet
Tag: the fuckland war
today @helenstroy has (apparently) decided to be nice for no reason and she’s freaking everyone out?? send help???
someone please explain and offer help
+bonus: ronnie’s private freak out
update: ???
update 2: not even stalin gets a rise out of her anymore???
ik i dont talk much (at all) but i still wanna fight for my lord @volchistas @thefucklandwar

the smol beans accept your challenge
Victoria: Do you ever do anything besides whine like a little bitch?
John: Sometimes I whine like a BIG bitch.
Members of the fuckland war as oscar wilde quotes
how many times have I told u to not interrupt my saint?
“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”
“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.”
@lokiofasgcrd
“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”“I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.”
“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”
if i forgot someone bc am dumb and I don’t know ur url pls let me know
Members of the fuckland war as vines
anon also asked:
Members of the fuckland war as quotes & members of tsoasource as random mythological figures 🤔😏
i’m just gonna put everything together because i don’t want to spam y’all’s dashes but here you go (sorry that it took so long!)
members of the fuckland war as tudors and russians
HERE WE GO JOHNNY B GOODE
@helenstroy i know someone that can join our war…….. @durmstrang (but she would be my ally of course)
ATTENTION this is the unofficial start to the Fuckland War. @lilttlebird prepare to meet your peril.
IM READY BITCH





