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reblog for a blog-based dragon

i’m in a mood and see this on twitter all the time from authors/poets i follow, so if you reblog this, i’ll drop a drabble/snippet/description of a dragon based on your blog url/aesthetic into your ask because why the fuck not

lilttlebird:

hiya i’m bored so blogrates for everyone!!!

you don’t need to but maybe follow this trash

also optional: edits

send me an emoji for the blograte!

feel free to blacklist #lublograte

BLOGRATES

mobile theme: not my style but ily | omg so cute!!! | a m a z i n g | give it tO ME!!!! | SANSA STARK

desktop theme: not my style but ily | i’m !!!!! cute!!!!! | omg amazing | teach me your ways | MARGAERY TYRELL

posts: not my fandoms but still good! | !!!!in love!!!! | no words just wow! | DAENERYS TARGARYEN

url: i don’t get (but that’s bc im dumb) | aesthetic af | i will give you money for that url | SANDOR CLEGANE

overall: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | owns my heart

following: no but ily | yes!!! | just did *wink* | i will follow you forever!

marshmallowmlm:

new gay alignment: send an ask & tell me which of the fab five’s energy I give off

I’ve thought about fucking you with a strapon, ive putting you on your hands and knees and spanking your ass first bc i love spanking my good little girl. Of fingering you first to prep you making sure my baby girl is feeling good and ready for her daddy to fuck her. Then I’d push in hearing you moan as i start to go faster and faster, pulling your hair and hold your hip. I love the sounds you make. How loud you’d get for me, and I’d spank your cute ass a few times. – crush anon 💕 pt 1

“her daddy to fuck her” *calls 911* I HAVE BEEN MURDERED

greatcometlesbian:

not be gay but wearing another girls sweatshirt would be… nice

tengu-mask:

not to be selfish or anything but all I want is to eat a girl out for like ten hours thanks