astrologers-cloud-club:

Zodiac signs as type of girlfriends:

ARIES: Keeps it real, adveturous, not usually “lovey dovey”, don’t touch her unless she touches you first

TAURUS: Honest, will laugh at all your jokes, tries her best to support you and make you happy, SHE WANTS TO BE COMPLIMENTED ALL THE TIME

GEMINI: Awkward at times, still very cute, charming, adventurous, great imagination that’s gonna come up with the best nicknames and expects you to do the same

CANCER: Makes sure you’re happy, SUPER clingy, can be extremely cheezy but it’s cute, BEST cuddler ever, honest and deep love

LEO: Wild, wants to have fun, unique and intriguing personality that draws people to her, wants to be the best for you so you better compliment her daily, deep kisses and lots of fun

VIRGO: Can be super shy before she gets comfortable around you, shares all her interests and expects you to do the same, will always try to help you, lowkey the rock of the relationship

LIBRA: Flirty, romantic, gentle, spontaneous but can sometimes be insecure about herself, loves hugs and always finds excuses to makeout with her lover. SUPER CUTE!!!

SCORPIO: She’s always herself and finds people who try to copy somebody else ridiculous, tries to find activities that make both of you happy, likes surprises and misteries, very touchy

SAGITTARIUS: Cute, uses humor to get herslef out of awkward situations, likes to do coupley and cheezy things, will come up with the best date ideas, never boring

CAPRICORN: May come off as too serious when it comes to relationships but that might be just because she really craves true love and support from her partner, faithful and loyal, won’t let anyone talk sh*t about their partner

AQUARIUS: She’s an enigma, a puzzle that only a few can solve but honestly she only wants to be treated right, loves little surprises and long random talks at night, she likes when her lover plays with her hair, can be way too cheezy and flirty (ik, you wouldn’t expect it)

PISCES: SUPER chill, expects her partner to remember every random detail from their conversations, she needs attention 24/7, funny and a sucker for lazy nights in front of the TV while making out.

Zodiac signs as Shakespeare quotes

tvfukitten:

Aries: Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste of death but once.

Taurus: Doubt thou the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love.

Gemini: What’s in a name? A rose by any name would smell as sweet.

Cancer: Talking isn’t doing. It is a kind of good deed to say well, and yet words are not deeds.

Leo: But if it be a sin to covet honour, I am the most offending soul alive.

Virgo: The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones.

Libra: Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.

Scorpio: These violent delights have violent ends, and in their triumph die- like fire and powder- which, as they kiss, consume.

Sagittarius: Give me my robe, put on my crown, I have immortal longings in me.

Capricorn: It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves.

Aquarius: The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.

Pisces: I love you with so much of my heart, that none is left to protest.

the signs as celtic goddesses

hynpos:

aries: flidais –

goddess of the woodlands and wild things. she is a shapeshifter and is associated with protection and wild animals.

taurus: druantia –

queen of the druids and goddess/mother of the tree calendar. symbolises protection, knowledge, passion, fertility, growth and forests.

gemini: brighid –

goddess of fire and water. she is immortalised by many springs and wells. brighid was so loved that she was made a saint when christianity became onset.

cancer: cyhiraeth –

goddess of streams. her scream foretells death. she is the queen of banshees.

leo: arianrhod –

goddess of time, karma and retribution. keeper of the silver wheel of stars, a symbol of time and karma.

virgo: cerridwen –

goddess of moon, grain and nature. she is the patron of poets and greatest of all the bards. she represents luck, inspiration, the arts and astrology/zodiac.

libra: don –

queen of the heavens and goddess of air and sea. rules over the land of the dead. symbolises control of the elements and the moon.

scorpio: morrigan –

queen of phantoms and goddess of sensuality, prophecy, revenge and magic. often appears as a raven or crow.

sagittarius: cailleach –

goddess of disease and plague. she is also known as the “veiled one”. she resides in the afterworld realm where she receives the dead.

capricorn: creiddylad –

goddess of flowers and love. connected with the festival of beltane (a celtic festival celebrated on may day) and called the may queen.

aquarius: airmid –

goddess of healing, medicinal plants and keeper of the springs. regenerates the dead and brings them to life again.

pisces: caer ibormeith –

goddess of sleep and dreams. often takes the form of a swan. singer of the sweetest, most restful music ever heard on earth.

strawberriesforastrology:

The Signs During Fall

Aries 🍁

Always up to trend so they have to have a pumpkin spice latte. They are usually the ones to complain about the cold so you can catch them near a fireplace. Making arrangements to hang around their friends. Usually the ones you spot out at a coffee shop catching up with their friends. They also love to travel to get unique pictures.

Taurus 🍂

Fashion. The ones to go shopping for Autumn attire. Takes lots of Fall inspired pictures to post. Loves to bake the Phillsbury pumpkin sugar cookies. Loves to decorate their house for the holidays.

Gemini 🕸

Spends time to read. Will be the one to attend a Halloween party. Brings food and drinks to the party. Is excited to go to a pumpkin patch and pick a pumpkin out. Likes to write. May write about scary stories or an Autumn inspired poem.

Cancer 🎃

Pumpkin spice everything. Is a basic witch. The one to have a yearly Halloween party. Can be found hanging around their family. Plans to go trick-or-treating with their friends in matching costumes. Takes pictures outside to post on the internet.

Leo ☕️

Likes to take a drive around town to see all the decorated houses. Hangs around friends and watches horror movies. The ones to impetuously jump in snow for fun with a bathing suit on. Goes to their friends house for the food. Carves a unique looking pumpkin.

Virgo 🕷

Cozied up in bed reading a book. Puts the cooking channel on and loves to cook. Is outside enjoying nature. Picks out the perfect fall outfit and plans to take a trip somewhere different. Calls their loved ones to invite over.

Libra 🖤

Is excited for all the romantic Fall ideas. Dinner dates with home made cooked meals. Watches corny Halloween movies. Loves to invite their friends over. Is probably applying Fall inspired makeup to take aesthetic pictures.

Scorpio 👻

Perfect time to watch horror movies. Goes to haunted houses and visits grave stones. Stares at the moon at night. Likes to go camping around Fall. Plays with a Ouija board with friends.

Sagittarius 🦇

Bike rides in the woods. Skinny dipping at night. Does the usual Fall trends like carving a pumpkin and trick-or-treating. Likes to go to theme parks around this time of year. Is the one at a Halloween party to drink. Makes up “scary” stories.

Capricorn 📖

Likes to go on walks in the cold. Likes to be active so they’re either skiing or building a snowman. Finds time to read books. Enjoys the cold and likes to look out a window and contemplate. The one to enjoy dressing up for Halloween.

Aquarius 🍬

Is the one to get the most Halloween candy. Will take more candy then what someone wrote on paper. Will prank their friends. Is either sipping on coffee around their friends or at home alone singing to Halloween music.

Pisces 🌑

Draws in their room. Is the one to be watching a Halloween movie alone. Texts that one friend about their crush. Loves to bake and probably finishes a whole plate of cookies. Is probably at a relative’s playing with a baby or pet.

The Signs as Kisses

cinestrology:

  • ARIES: Quick but Passionate Kisses
  • TAURUS: Long Kisses
  • GEMINI: Playful Kisses
  • CANCER: Tender Kisses
  • LEO: Intense Kisses
  • VIRGO: French Kisses
  • LIBRA: Eyes to Eyes Kisses
  • SCORPIO: Wild Kisses
  • SAGITTARIUS: Spontaneous Kisses
  • CAPRICORN: Deep Kisses
  • AQUARIUS: Teasing Kisses
  • PISCES: Awkward Kisses

(also check Venus)

lunar-libran:

random thoughts about the rising signs

ARIES: literal jackass, in the best way. could beat you in a fight. tells the best jokes. won’t hesitate to help out their friends or family. genuine people.

TAURUS: the true procrastinator. so sweet and loving, on their own terms. a bit unmotivated. understanding. ambitious. work hard, play hard.

GEMINI: funny motherfuckers. aloof. their moods change quickly. can hold a conversation as easy as breathing. usually very friendly and spontaneous.

CANCER: actual crybaby. puts a lot of time and energy into their loved ones. can be a bit of a smart Alec. tough to get to open up. a people reader.

LEO: will contradict you even if they agree with you. actually adores ~good~ attention. warm-hearted. loves to show off their skills. genuinely caring of others.

VIRGO: the wisest rising sign. understands others easily. so sweet. incredibly talkative and witty when you’d least expect it. will call you up just to chat. plant people.

LIBRA: charmers. sometimes a bit judgmental. will kick your ass in a debate, if they can decide what side to argue. has a relaxing presence. la vie en rose.

SCORPIO: you literally cannot trick them. smart motherfuckers. has a lot of guilt and self-denial that they don’t understand. will be there for you for whatever you’re going through. needs connection.

SAGITTARIUS: so humorous and talkative. literally will go anywhere with you at any hour of the day. the opposite of a people-pleaser. strong opinions. intellectual air about them.

CAPRICORN: the most ambitious. has a whole 10-year plan. cares very much about the future. can see right through and won’t take bullshit. will make you laugh with their sly humor.

AQUARIUS: adventurous. always up for a late night talk. cool exterior. people want them to be more responsive. so open-minded and nonjudgmental.

PISCES: soft soul. will ask you about your day and actually care. smart intuition. changeable nature. just wants to get along and have fun. will make you feel understood.

How to Tell The Signs Like You

daveocean:

lopmon:

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

astrostarss:

Aries: Lots of hugs.  They will often challenge you, whether this is challenging your beliefs or trying to prove their worth by winning a game.  They get jealous easily and may come off as harsh when they see you flirting with or giving attention to someone else.  They will think about you more than they like to admit.  They will want to be updated with what’s going on in your life, and will actually show interest in your routines/interactions with others.  There is a good chance these guys will just tell you how they feel.

Taurus: They’ll ask for your opinions on things and will try to hold stimulating conversations with you. All of your quirks and bad habits will become cute to them.  They will look at you like you are this special human being who must be protected at all costs.  Sometimes they’ll make fun of you, but all good natured.  You will consume their thoughts.  They will compliment you on things they admire about you in an almost-manipulative way of letting you know who they want you to be. All earth signs are somewhat manipulative.  Taurus’ are just so sweet when they like someone, please don’t hurt them, they constantly fear that once they open up, they’ll be misunderstood or rejected, so don’t be discouraged by a more reserved presence. This is why they want to know so much about you.

Gemini: Witty and talkative.  You may think they are always this way, but if they like you, you’ll see it in their eyes.  They can be absolutely weird when talking to their crush.  They let their guard down.  They’ll try to treat you like just another friends if they don’t want to be too obvious about it, but still they’ll pay more attention to what you have to say.  They can be touchy, similar to Leos, but more spontaneous.  Be careful with Geminis, they look at love as an experience/adventure; they are most likely to lead someone on for the thrill of it.  They’ll also be really supportive and encourage you to go after what you want.  They want the best for you.

Cancer: Shy and so sweet.  All of their friends are 100% aware that they like you.  You can probably know more about how a cancer feels about you by observing how their friends act around you.  They are not exactly coy, but more cautious.  Lots of soft eyes and smiles.  They won’t hesitate to ask if you’re okay or how you’re doing, unless they doubt themselves.  If you see them looking at you, they are trying to figure out what to say to you or a way to subtly interact with you. They fear rejection, so they are probably least likely to make the first move.

Leo: They’ll probably flat out tell you that they like you.  Everyone within earshot will know it. They get really touchy feely and will play games with you.  Footsies under the table.  They will say some things and you’ll be like what the fuck are you talking about, but forgive them, it’s their way of being nervous, even if they don’t know it.  They’ll want to be around you. They will make more eye contact than they typically would with other people.  If they really like you, they’ll adopt this special “voice” which they will only talk to you in.  It’s often softer, sweeter, and really irresistible.  They can be SO protective (it’s adorable)!! They also try to impress you and it may come off as arrogant, but it’s actually so cute ‘cause they just want you to see how great they are.

Virgo:  They will challenge you, but not in the same way that Aries does.  Virgos tend to display their more negative qualities (sometimes on accident) to see if you are worth their time.  They tend to be very insecure, so they need to know that you will stand by them at their worst.  They will certainly pick out your flaws if they like you and may be harder on you because they want you to be the best you that you can be.  They may tag along with your friend group to be around you.  They often misinterpret feelings so they may share the “hot and cold” nature that Capricorns have because they are paranoid.  They’ll open up to you just a bit more than they would with others.  They want to make sure you stimulate them intellectually before they get too serious, this is important to them.

Libra: This is a toughy because Libras are generally very charming and likable people.  A good way to determine whether they like you is by asking around- if a Libra likes you, they will never say no when asked by others if they like you (unless they have good reason).  They will try to be around you frequently and will try to show you their best side.  They will treat you differently than other people if they like you, so watch out for any soft voices or loving eyes that they save for only a special someone.  

Scorpio: If they give you any special attention at all, this is a good sign.  Scorpios are typically indifferent to people who do not interest/benefit them in the slightest.  Scorpios are known for their impulsive wit and charm, but can be a bit more awkward (in a cute way) and less witty around their crush.  EYES EYES EYES. Expect intense eye contact and lots of “subtle” staring from a smitten Scorpio.  They are very protective, sometimes even possessive over their crush.  Their eyes will light up with curiosity or lust at the mention of you.

Sagittarius: They try extra hard to make you laugh.  They can be very childish and just want you to see the adventure in everything.  They will try to impress you with their random acquired skills, which can range from being able to identify every bird in sight to the capability of balancing a pencil on their nose for several minutes.  Sometimes they stutter or are more shy around the person they like, which is a telltale because Sags are nearly always outgoing or at least projective of what’s going on with them.  They will compliment you a lot.  They will try to be what they think you want<—-Capricorns do this too, but they merely deduce your personality and accentuate the features they think you’ll appreciate. While Sags think they are doing what Capricorns do so well, they really need to find someone who will accept them for who they are.

Capricorn: They will be very hot and cold.  One day, they can be outrageous and flirty and coy, but you can bet your life that they will go home and overthink it and the next day they will give their utmost effort to avoid you or seem indifferent towards you.  This is because Capricorns have a superiority complex, and sometimes a crush makes them feel weak; they are afraid of getting hurt so they will never act too smitten for too long.  This is why most Capricorns will not admit to their feelings until they are secure in the fact that you feel the same way.  A Capricorn will also try to help you and give you advice, not because they think you are wrong or in need of actual help, but because they care about your well being and want you to live the best life you can.  They will try to impress you with their unique talents or philosophies.  They can be very coy and charming.  Intense eye contact (they honestly believe they can seduce you with their eyes).  They are chivalrous regardless of gender; they love holding doors for their crush (like literally all of them do this).  Side note: they will never forget a single thing you say or do.  Ever.

Aquarius: They will want to hang around you.  They tend to be more reserved emotionally, but will mess around with you to cope.  Like gemini, they will encourage you to go after what they think is best for you.  If you are currently interested in someone else, a crushing Aquarius will not be too fond of said person and try to convince you that you “deserve better.” They will not let conversations die.  Aquarians don’t have the greatest attention span so they definitely admire you in some way if they hold convos with you, especially over text.  Lots of laughter too!! Lots of staring, they probably won’t even look away when you make eye contact with them.  Actually, they may just laugh out loud. They are often more courteous of you than they are with others.

Pisces: Think coy and giggly. They are the ultimate dreamers and will utterly want to share these dreams and desires with you.  They can be pretty awkward, but it’s cute.  They’ll try to look their best around you.  They get a bit shy, but are almost always in a flirty mood.  Lots of poking and material stealing and cute doodles.  They are the epitome of a “middle school crush” if you get what I mean.  The boys tend to be this way more than the girls because sometimes the girls consider it childish.  Sometimes.  They are most likely to stalk you on social media.  Pisces flirt immensely through technology, and are great at sending cute texts or messages.  This is often because they stutter or withdraw in real life.  If they are single and ready to mingle, you’ll know, with frequent sighs and several exclamations of “no one likes me” followed by insecure laughter.  Basically, they’re cute.

Honestly these always make me feel so #exposed

why did this post have to read me like this

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The signs and their kinks

wetgaygirl:

bombasstrology:

Aries: Likes hair pulling, hickeys, spanking, angry sex, likes to dominate and be dominated, enjoys being slapped, and roughness. 

Taurus: Likes being tied up, spanked, is usually submissive, into bdsm, exhibitionism, and lowkey daddy kink.

Gemini: Likes shoulder and neck kisses, public sex, shower sex, enjoys stroking of the inner thigh, also into bondage and choking. 


Cancer:
Likes thigh grabbing, body stroking, neck and collarbone kisses, being choked, soft moans, and wandering hands. 

Leo: Enjoys being teased, thigh and neck kisses, is usually submissive but likes to take control once in a while, likes ass grabbing, and likes teasing. 

Virgo: Is submissive, likes being held down, neck kisses, likes being pushed against a wall, also likes hickeys, and shoulder kisses. 

Libra: Likes spanking, choking, biting, bondage, hickeys, roleplaying, bdsm, pet names, also likes to dominate on occasions. 

Scorpio: Likes soft kissing, light skin touches, is usually submissive, probably has a daddy kink, likes being taken care of and enjoys shower sex.

Sagittarius: Enjoys the moaning of their partners, being pushed against a wall, likes biting, and spanking, enjoys being dominated but casually likes to switch it up. 

Capricorn: Likes to dominate, enjoys being choked, is into foreplay, bdsm, biting, likes being chased, and may also on some occasions want to be dominated.

Aquarius: Enjoys bondage, likes biting and marking, spanking, bdsm, neck kisses, ass grabbing and rough sex. 

Pisces: Likes having their throat held, loves lip biting and being bitten, sometimes like to be dominant, likes exhibitionism, foreplay and bdsm.

Wow this is accurate

cocomagicx:

Zodiacs as Greek Gods

Aries: Ares – God of War

Taurus: Persephone – Goddess of spring and Queen of the Underworld

Gemini: Apollo – God of the sun, music, poetry, and healing.

Cancer: Hades – God of riches and the Underworld.

Leo: Hermes – God of too many things I stg,,, just gonna say traveling, messaging, and thieves.

Virgo: Aphrodite – Goddess of love

Libra: Zeus – God of the sky, King of the Gods. (Also, a god of Justice…)

Scorpio: Athena – Goddess of war and wisdom.

Sagittarius: Artemis – Goddess of hunting and the moon.

Capricorn: Nemisis – Goddess of revenge.

Aquarius: Poseidon – God of the sea.

Pisces: Hypnos – God of sleep.