normal-horoscopes:

Aries: A pair of reverse-bladed katana, the otherworldly metal glows green in the candlelight. 

Taurus:  A ceremonial knife made from the jawbone of a she-wolf. Must save some for mother. Always save some for mother.

Gemini: A decorative kite shield worked into the wearers armor. The apex of the shield comes to a trio of deadly, blunted edges resembling a lions claw. 

Cancer: A long whip of braided metal terminating in a wickedly frayed tip. The only thing worse than a sinner is a traitor.

Leo: A harpoon made from jet black metal. Its user unmoving, poised to hurl the spear at some long vanished foe.

Virgo: An ornate rapier, the hilt conceals an ingenious mechanism and a length of spring-loaded silver wire.

Libra: Long metal hammers tipped with a spearhead. Can be braced at the shoulder as a lance, or wheeled above the head to strike with even greater force. 

Scorpio: A weapon that resembles a pickaxe haphazardly plated with silver, because that’s exactly what it is. The tool of an illegal and frankly unsavory profession.

Ophiuchus: A heavy, but unassuming sword. An expert would know that it has been forged to kill something very, very specific. 

Sagittarius: A gun.

Capricorn: A pair of blocky metal hammers embossed with heavy, checkered faces. Weapons made for bashing armor and bone out of shape. Weapons wielded by someone who really hates shields. 

Aquarius: A weapon born of hubris. Far too large for any one man to carry. Countless weapons, pieces of armor, entire corpses smelted together into a hellish greatsword.

Pisces: Simple hooked daggers that double as climbing bracers. Walls mean nothing to those who can scale them.