EXCUSE ME YOU HATE MY SON ROB STARK???!!!!???!!?

tywinlcnnister:

fdhgsdkjsd okay i know this is gonna make me look like a total asshole but… i just hate most of the starks? like, i would die for ned, jon, and arya but…

catelyn? robb? rickon? sansa? bran? i hate them. don’t ask me why because i don’t know the reason but i just can’t stand them? i guess i’m just a lannister fanboy after all

don’t hate me guys i swear i’m nice

JOHN YOU ARE CANCELLED

Members of the fuckland war as oscar wilde quotes

dorrianngray:

how many times have I told u to not interrupt my saint?

@helenstroy  

I have nothing to declare except my genius.”

@lilttlebird 

“Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.”

@winebooksandlovers 

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”

@volchistas 

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”

@tywinlcnnister

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”

@zenik  

“I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.”

@lokiofasgcrd 

“You can never be overdressed or overeducated.”

@billdelacour 

“I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.”

@babylonnes 

“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”

if i forgot someone bc am dumb and I don’t know ur url pls let me know

fav pale blogs’ blogger (lol this is also an indirect blog recs) as mythology figures?

tywinlcnnister:

haha anon i gotchu! this is basically a Friend Appreciation Post™

tho, but since all of them have beautiful, incredible blogs this is probably the best rec i could ever come up with!

if i forgot to add you, please know that i love you and i’m sorry! ❤

Members of the fuckland war as greek gods and goddesses

tywinlcnnister:

mysterious anon, i think i know who you are. anyways, here you go!

@helenstroy: ares
@lilttlebird: hera
@volchistas: athena
@zenik: artemis
@wesper: persephone
@lokiofasgcrd: hephaestus
@deanerys: aphrodite
@evanslilys: hermes
@dorrianngray: apollo
@legohlas: poseidon
@lilyjevane: chloris
@daphnaea: zeus
@nifelhcim: demeter
@billdelacour: pan
@polydeuce: amphitrite

i’m probably forgetting about someone but i lost track of who was in the war long ago so forgive me y’all!